This is where I’m supposed to tell you all about myself, and maybe even supply a nice picture. If I were a certain type of girl, I would photoshop the picture within an inch of its life to make myself look as hot as possible. Then I would supply a few statements, laden with self-importance, about “who I am” and “what I’m all about”. I’d tell you that I’m a Sagitarrius, and that I hate liars. Well, you’re not going to get me that easily. Not that I’m any more complex than the next bozo who blogs, but trust me, you don’t know anything about that guy either. You might be able to piece together at least a partial picture from my blog itself. And anything that I would add to that in this space would just be empty posturing anyway. People aren’t real on their blogs: don’t you know that? So scram! Gettoutaheah! Go look on MySpace, if you want easy answers.